missedtarget's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hard Cock LMFAO Music Vid]

Okay, man, I've seen a bunch of your stuff on here and I've even seen you complain about how difficult the NG community is to please. Now, I don't claim to be any kind of expert on NG, but the problem, for me, is the same problem as the one that's been in all of the cartoons of yours I've seen, and please don't be offended: It's not really funny.

I mean, ok, let's do a breakdown of this cartoon: it's a parody of "party rock," only you're making a dick joke. What, from a humor standpoint, are you adding? What, in short, is supposed to be funny? Think about other parody songs, like Weird Al (because really, is there anyone else?). Can you think of a single one of his that doesn't have a plot? I can't. Honestly. Because a one note joke is, well... a one note joke.

Of course, that doesn't really solve your problem, but maybe it implies how humor should work. And thus far, beneath decent animation, you haven't really ironed the kinks out of that yet.

[Last Stop]

Pretty sure that's not the first time I've seen that. What is it with Japanese schoolgirls and those highspeed trains?

Kel-chan responds:

what's with the symbology of trains going into tunnels?

[Evil Abed In The Morning]

An odd mixture of good and bad art-- Abed himself was a little awkward and did not look at all natural when he walked, but your backgrounds were nice, and the concept wasn't bad, though I was a little confused by the grid at the start and finish.

[Crystal Devourer]

Wow. I loved this. Too bad about the collaboration. And the music was awesome, so that will be my next stop.

Foxcato responds:

Super glad you enjoyed it. Yeah it did kinda suck about that collab. It had a pretty inspiring theme... but oh well, what can you do?

Yeah you should def check out Slug-Salt's tunes. He is fucking awesome!

[PSA Texting while dying]

You already submitted this. Have you changed anything?

JakeTheDog86 responds:

Yes the sound is completely different... I also just added a play button and repaly button!

[poorly drawn flash]

It's actually animated fairly well, though entirely nonsensical. It's still better than a lot of the stuff that gets uploaded. So it may be rubbish, but it's quality rubbish, dammit.

[Star of the North Fist]

You're both magical.

[Literally Ep 1: Nipply]

I love the implication that this is one episode of many in which nipples fall from the sky.

[Gamer Story]

I couldn't hear the audio because of the loud-ass typing noises, so pretty much it was just some guy typing for a minute and a half. That said, if there had been no talking, and you'd just looped the animation, like I thought and laughed for a second before I realized, "no, he was going for something else," I probably would have liked this a lot more.

[No More TV]

I liked this, and I would have rated it higher, but why the fuck would you put a 30 second commercial in front of 15 second animation.